We’re fixin’ to show you…
Long ago, when man first started playing with his….balls…the Klooji was born….right behind that 2nd mountain on the left…
Don’t know what this button does
Toss
This one either
Your
Or this one yet
Balls

Balls to the Left….
balls to the right….
Put your balls in a sac. I know, right!?
“If I had some balls to toss, maybe I wouldn’t be so grumpy”
-Al Bert Einszweidrei


This is not anyone that works at this damn place
That dude needs to toss his balls….
Anyone know how to design a website?



“If you ain’t playin’ Klooji, you a bitch”
Fizzo

“Quit dicking around a play Klooji”
HOLDEN HISPETER

“I once tossed my balls for 3 hours straight”
P. W. Herman
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